That's me in the pic. My brother took it.
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Thursday, May 10, 2007
The Brain Deaders
Have you ever watched soo much tv that your mind is numb? you feel like theres nothing in your head coz your brain is on vacation.
When your at home n u have nothing else to do except watch tv, your damaging your brain!!!
The electromagnetic waves and the different sounds that emanate frm that box, penetrate your face. the waves pierce thru ur cornea and your aural orifices and eventually reach your brain. it reaches your brain cells and their surfaces get vaporised by the dozen, much like this game called chain reaction i was playing on bored.com.
now when the cell surfaces get vaporized, all u have is the gooey, liquidy, semisolid (i guess) cytoplasm and maybe some other plasm. And this my friend is wat makes u get that numb feelin inside your head. thats coz theres a lot of plasm floating arnd in ur skull.
The clinical symptoms of this situation include sleepy or maybe stoned eyes, lethargy, an unusual craving for potato chips or any other fried thing which may eventually cause u to develop a slightly rounded belly, watching programs like fashion house, heroes, oprah, the bold and the beautiful etc.
If you come across any such individual, the least u can do is buy him/her a big bag of chips. the poor creatures are mentally challenged, but will always remember ur selfless act of kindness.
When your at home n u have nothing else to do except watch tv, your damaging your brain!!!
The electromagnetic waves and the different sounds that emanate frm that box, penetrate your face. the waves pierce thru ur cornea and your aural orifices and eventually reach your brain. it reaches your brain cells and their surfaces get vaporised by the dozen, much like this game called chain reaction i was playing on bored.com.
now when the cell surfaces get vaporized, all u have is the gooey, liquidy, semisolid (i guess) cytoplasm and maybe some other plasm. And this my friend is wat makes u get that numb feelin inside your head. thats coz theres a lot of plasm floating arnd in ur skull.
The clinical symptoms of this situation include sleepy or maybe stoned eyes, lethargy, an unusual craving for potato chips or any other fried thing which may eventually cause u to develop a slightly rounded belly, watching programs like fashion house, heroes, oprah, the bold and the beautiful etc.
If you come across any such individual, the least u can do is buy him/her a big bag of chips. the poor creatures are mentally challenged, but will always remember ur selfless act of kindness.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Lighter Shade of Pale
The last thing she heard was the crackling sound of the drops of water falling on the granite floor under her.
Hours later, a woman knocked on the bathroom door calling out to her daughter. She could hear the shower, but thats all she could hear. Her cries became frantic. She sought help from a man. He tried to break open the door. The solid teak structure wouldnt budge. After examining the lock, he asked her for a screwdriver. After a couple of tries, the lock opened.
Pressing down the shiny silver handle, he pushed the door. They were consumed by fog that smelled of roses of some such flower. And then suddenly, the condensed steam on they're bodies seemed to freeze. A rush of cold passed thru' their bodies and they stood there, frozen.
It was like time itself had stopped or that someone pushed the pause button.
A girl was sitting under the shower, on the cold granite floor. Her arms hugging her knees, her head bent over, long curly hair reaching her thighs , covering her face.
They touched her, she didn't move. They shook her and called out her name. She fell, her head making a thud on the wall next to her.
And again time froze. The horrified woman stopped breathing, making you wonder if a large hand reached into her chest and grabbed her heart so tight , it ached. All the while she watched the naked lifeless body of her daughter, while listening to the crackling of the water around her.
On the back of the door, they found a towel, a T-shirt and a pair of jeans. In one of the pockets ther was a pack of cigarettes, a lighter and a rolled up wad of notes. The other had a little white packet.
Hours later, a woman knocked on the bathroom door calling out to her daughter. She could hear the shower, but thats all she could hear. Her cries became frantic. She sought help from a man. He tried to break open the door. The solid teak structure wouldnt budge. After examining the lock, he asked her for a screwdriver. After a couple of tries, the lock opened.
Pressing down the shiny silver handle, he pushed the door. They were consumed by fog that smelled of roses of some such flower. And then suddenly, the condensed steam on they're bodies seemed to freeze. A rush of cold passed thru' their bodies and they stood there, frozen.
It was like time itself had stopped or that someone pushed the pause button.
A girl was sitting under the shower, on the cold granite floor. Her arms hugging her knees, her head bent over, long curly hair reaching her thighs , covering her face.
They touched her, she didn't move. They shook her and called out her name. She fell, her head making a thud on the wall next to her.
And again time froze. The horrified woman stopped breathing, making you wonder if a large hand reached into her chest and grabbed her heart so tight , it ached. All the while she watched the naked lifeless body of her daughter, while listening to the crackling of the water around her.
On the back of the door, they found a towel, a T-shirt and a pair of jeans. In one of the pockets ther was a pack of cigarettes, a lighter and a rolled up wad of notes. The other had a little white packet.
Monday, April 9, 2007
Overgrown
6 weeks, shower cap, place, embarassing, dul, boring, hair raising, deformity, Head, talc, comb, nothing to lose, a place, come,11 days, mosh, oh my gatz, tongue, paranoid android, if only, furthest, loser,excuses, PDA, painful, special, 3 weeks, minty fresh, razzberries, submissive, slayer, shavings, sunday school, gig, rocking, slasher, sarcasm dimwit,strange, holier than thou, coffee, corny, i love NY, hickie, moonlight, ruby tuesdays, know it all, goa, dont say much, quiet, always am, the end... OK
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