The Brain Deaders

Have you ever watched soo much tv that your mind is numb? you feel like theres nothing in your head coz your brain is on vacation.
When your at home n u have nothing else to do except watch tv, your damaging your brain!!!
 
The electromagnetic waves and the different sounds that emanate frm that box, penetrate your face. the waves pierce thru ur cornea and your aural orifices and eventually reach your brain. it reaches your brain cells and their surfaces get vaporised by the dozen, much like this game called chain reaction i was playing on bored.com.
now when the cell surfaces get vaporized, all u have is the gooey, liquidy, semisolid (i guess) cytoplasm and maybe some other plasm. And this my friend is wat makes u get that numb feelin inside your head. thats coz theres a lot of plasm floating arnd in ur skull.

The clinical symptoms of this situation include sleepy or maybe stoned eyes, lethargy, an unusual craving for potato chips or any other fried thing which may eventually cause u to develop a slightly rounded belly, watching programs like fashion house, heroes, oprah, the bold and the beautiful etc.

If you come across any such individual, the least u can do is buy him/her a big bag of chips. the poor creatures are mentally challenged, but will always remember ur selfless act of kindness.